Stop, Drop, Roll

I think I just heard the most ignorant mess of 2009 so far. I was listening to a syndicated radio show where the topic was based on married men outnumbering single men in the clubs. Every single woman has turned down a married man at least twice in her life. They all have the same sob story that things are not working out at home. Of course he is about to leave her...but the kids...the kids need him. He just needs someone to talk to. LOL! Can married men come up with something new?

Apparently, this tired recycled, melodramatic story works on some chicks. A fool for a woman called into the show to give her 2 pennies worth. And I do mean her comments were worth exactly that...2 cents. She claimed her husband cheated on her with the 23 year old babysitter. The girl was found in the wife's shower "cleaning up" when wifey came home. The wife boasted of the beat down she gave the sitter due to the level of disrespect. Okay, I might feel you a little bit on that. After all, the young chick was probably using the wife's loofah and special oatmeal soap. That would make me go slap off too! But, wifey went from victim to straight ignorant buffoon in a matter of 10 seconds.

Wifey said she has had her share of married men too. But, clearly she wasn't a home wrecker because she had the "decency" to meet the men at hotels instead of the bed he shared with his wife. Ma'am, are you kidding me??? So, location is what separates you from the sitter who slept with your husband??? Basically, someone should have beat you down too, right??

AND, wifey had the nerve to say all men cheat because their wives are not obliging with their sexual fantasies. The male radio host interjected to tell her she was crazy if she thought that was the reason men cheat. It goes much deeper than that. She completely disagreed as if the married men were giving her a compliment. All I could think about was the ways Lil Kim would brag about her sexual performances on the mic. Okay, so this is enough cause for you to lay down on your back, climb a wall, or hang on the balcony rail because you are said to be the better lay? And you are okay with that?

Dang! People are really disillusioned. At least keep it real. If you are a whore, say you are a whore. Don't try to clean it up and make your situation into something sweet. There is no such thing as a respectful whore or a dirty whore or a clean whore. A whore is a whore. A home wrecker is a home wrecker. A fool is a fool.

How many other women fall for this lame story that married men tell? How many women are so weak that they will creep with a man who hides his wedding ring in his pocket? Do you really think he will leave his wife?

If this is you, start '09 out right....Stop, Drop and Roll.

• Stop the madness dealing (calling, texting, emailing, flirting, meeting, kissing, hugging, having sex) with ALL married men.
• Drop the insecurities and excuses (all the good ones are NOT taken).
• Roll on with your life in the right lane (ask God for forgiveness, do some soul searching and date single men ONLY).